The Speed of a Carrier Pigeon

Hello family. I have a huge stack of outgoing mail staring at me. I know that many of you are due correspondence of some sort. I don't have any stamps. I waited until pay day to go buy a roll at Costco, but when I arrived they had relocated the stamp display. Wren was a little restless, so I blew out of there without further pursuing them. I kept expecting to get a chance to get to the post office, but the opportunity did not present itself. I finally went online to USPS.com this last week. The stamps have not yet arrived. I hope that I will be able to get this large, looming pile of friendliness off of my desk and onto yours soon. Thank you for your patience.